Me: Its a dangerous time
Bro: Hi sexy bro!
Me: It wasn't a day like any other, something menacing swayed in the air
Bro: uh what?
Me: Shadows began to surround the room
Bro: I'm so confused and worried...
Me: They slid ever so closer to the disoriented and worried victim
Bro: O_O I'm leaving to get some food...
Me: The victim suddenly alert and trembling started leaving seeking sanctuary
Bro: brb
Me: Unbeknownst to him what was waiting for him was nothing short of a mere mimic of a safehouse
Bro: ...