Guys in dress shirts...
diemn: With their shirts unbuttoned… And their sleeves rolled up… And a loose tie… LOL. the TOP gif, look at that jawline :3 I love wearing dress shirts.
me: ugh why am i so lonely
friend: hey do u wanna go out tonight
when a girl flirts with your boyfriend.
you wish he would not kindly, but rudely tell her to fck off and that he’s happily taken with you. too often guys say, “oh, she is just being friendly” and let them continue flirting with him and that sht hurts. boys, if a girl is flirting with you, while in a relationship, don’t let that sht slide. if guys were getting at your girl, i’m pretty sure you’d want her to tell them to fck off because...
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devils-trap: ever hear a song by a band you’ve never heard of, and you really like it so you rush to download all their music and then you find out you hate every song except for the first one you heard
If they're special, distance shouldn't matter.
Me: Bro, what's up? How are you and that girl?
Bro: Hi, sexy bro. Oh you know how that is. Have her wrapped around my finger
Bro: Yes, and her sister and mom.
Me: Bro, you're amazing
Me: Why are you so handsome?
Bro: I don't know
Me: Tell me the sunglasses story
Bro: I had to delete my Facebook because girls were printing out my pictures
Bro: And pasting them behind their sunglasses so they could always
Bro: Be checking me out. Caused a lot of accidents
Bro: Wasn't pretty, unlike me
If you are depressed you are living in the past. If you are anxious you are...– Lao Tzu (via cavum)